Chipped Tooth

While Sitting In The Car At a Red Light

 "What's wrong with your tooth?" My mom asked Daniel. "Open your mouth." She demanded.

"Ahh..." He opened it as wide as he could.

"You chipped your tooth!" She said, distressed. "What did you do?"

"I have no idea! I haven't fallen down." He looked like he was thinking really hard. And then it dawned on him. "Oh! I have started doing this recently." He said as he began to punch himself in the mouth over and over.

My mother put her head in her hands.

The End

Yellow is More Your Color

While Trying to Get Emliy Out of Bed



It was dinner time at my Papa’s cabin. Emily was still napping so my mom went to wake her.

“Emily,” she crooned “It’s time to wake up precious girl.” She said while shaking her gently.

Emily murmured a little bit and rolled over.

“Emily, wake up sweetie. It’s time to eat.” My mother tried again.

Emily rolled over, eyes still closed, and started to pet mom’s hair. “Hmm, this is nice,” she said and pursed her lips “But do think we could get this in yellow?” She asked. Then she rolled over and continued sleeping.

The End

I Saved His Life, You Guys...

While Camping Out In The Trailer



Daniel and I were sharing a mattress on the floor. He had been sleeping for an hour or so, but I was having trouble drifting off. My eyes were getting heavy when suddenly Daniel rolled over and sat up, startled in his sleep.

“Ashley! I need your help!” He said in a shaky voice

“What’s wrong? Are you twisted in your sleeping bag?” I asked as I began to rearrange his pillow and bag.

“Ashley!” He said in an aggravated tone, “I need your help!”

“What do you need buddy?”  I asked again. He seemed like he didn’t hear me.

“Ash-a-ley!”  he growled a little bit, “I am stuck in the snow! I need your help!” He said a little panicky toward the end.

It was then I realized he was still asleep. I picked him up a little bit and then set him back down again. He rolled over, muttered “Thanks. Thanks soo much, Ashley,” then resumed snoring right where he left off.

The End

Do something funny ok?

While sitting in my room discussing my blog

"How come I'm never in your blog?" Sarah asked.

"Because you're never doing anything funny or cute." I replied in a teasing tone.

"Well I want to be in your blog. What do I have to do?" She asked with a very serious expression coloring her face.

"Be funnier." I said as I shrugged.

"Ok."

The End

Turns out, I actually thought this was pretty funny. So Sarah, I am pleased to inform you, you are now in my blog. Congratulations :)