A Story About Art

Here's a story for you

Once upon a time, I found this envelope under my door

And inside it was a picture

And that picture made my day, so now it's on my door

The End

A Silvey Family Tale Talks Science

Being a parent is one of the most efficient forms of time travel currently known to man. Not only does it speed time up so dramatically where an entire year can go by in a blink of an eye and suddenly your child is walking, and talking, and running, and jumping, it has this funny way of slowing time down to a stand still when ever you take your children somewhere where they have to sit down, and shut up.

"Scruby, Scruby, Scruby Rinse!"

Isn't this just the cutest little helper boy you've ever seen?

Intervention

While Sarah Was Looking For A Drink To Take Her Medicine With

"Mommy can I have some of your water please? I just need a sip to take my drugs." Sarah Inquired. But before mommy had the chance to respond Emily gasped and a look of horror colored her expression.

"WHAT!? SARAH! YOU TAKE DRUGS!?" Both her tone and expression displayed that she was appalled by Sarah's potential behavior.

"Just say "No" Sarah" Daddy said between giggles.

"Why didn't you say no? Why Sarah?"

THE END